teacher asked her class, "What do you want out
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and
"All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked,
"Really and what four little animals would that
The little girl said, "A mink
on my back, a jaguar
in the garage,
a tiger in the bed and
a jackass to pay for
all of it."
The teacher fainted!