an attractive woman, Lola, who was half his age. After several months,
Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and, according
to her Grandma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet, Thibodeaux,
since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro.
Thibodeaux didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot
summer, his Mother and Dad would fan a cow that was having any difficulty
birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So,
Thibodeaux told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel
over them while they were having sex. This, Thibodeaux said, would cause
the young wife to climax.
Thus, the couple hired a young man from the big city of Baton Rouge
to wave a towel over them as Thibodeaux suggested. After many efforts,
still no climax.
They went back to Thibodeaux. This time Thibodeaux said for Lola to
change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux
waved the towel.
They tried it that night, and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one after the other.
When it was over, Boudreaux smugly looked down at the young man and
said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya wave da towel!"