man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her
out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket
towards the man.
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as
she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,"
enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.
Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?"
Wait for it... (scroll down)
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
"You just happened to catch my eye."