you've got melted chocolate
all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
cherries, orange slices &
all count as fruit,
eat as many as you want.
How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
from the store in hot car.
solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
take the edge off your
appetite and you'll eat less.
nice box of chocolates can
provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place.
Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate,
will keep in the freezer.
if you can't eat all your chocolate,
what's wrong with you?
calories are an issue,
your chocolate on top of the fridge.
are afraid of heights, and
will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and
chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
they actually counteract each other?
talks. Chocolate sings.
has many preservatives.
make you look younger.
Why is there no such organization
Because no one wants to quit.
not for chocolate, there
be no need for control top pantyhose.
entire garment industry would be devastated.
give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!!!
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of
things to do today.
way, at least you'll get one thing done.
that you've smiled at least once, it's your
turn to share the fun! send this to someone who likes
in other words send it to everyone.