Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together
in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with
Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you
have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No."
Daisy told Donald that if
he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel
clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk
said, and pulled one out from under the counter
and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you
like me to put that on your bill?
"No!" Donald quacked, "What
kind of a friggen' pervert do you think I am?"