forget your soap!!
priests are off to the showers late one night. They
undress and step into the showers before they realize
there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in
his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads
back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when
he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place
to hide, he stands against the wall in the dim light
and freezes like he's a statue.
nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The
first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap "Oh look,"
says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....
sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls
once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells,
"Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!"