eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same
school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to
eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches
every day! This
went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,
until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating
chicken, don't you like it
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating
it." "Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm
starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said. "Okay"
and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and
said, "That's right. You are! Better not
eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one
day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have
to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down
his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the gizzards