this from my CPA the other day. Amazing how number
crunching can put things into perspective.
riding to work yesterday when I observed a female
right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have
to drive on to
the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently
angered the driver
enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped"
the woman off.
guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me
in traffic, and I drive 48 miles each way every day
96 miles each day.
16 miles each way in bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are
7 cars every 40
feet for 32 miles.
out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper,
figure that I pass at least another 4000 cars.
the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
females drive half of these.
18,000 women drivers!
given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.
to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
describe men as their biggest problem.
to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females
weapons, and this number is increasing.
that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest
seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS,
and is armed.
one off? I think not.