A college professor, an avowed atheist and active
in the ACLU, was teaching his class.
shocked several of his students when he flatly stated
for once and for all he was going to prove there was
the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real,
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God. If you're
real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God, saying,
"HereI am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
count down got down to the last couple of minutes
when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving
in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the
class, walked up to the Professor.
things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order.
2. Know when to act without hesitation.
SEAL hit the Professor full force in the face, and
sent him tumbling from his lofty platform.
Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned
and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The
SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
looked at the SEAL in the front row.
When the professor regained his senses and could speak
the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that?"
The SEAL replied:
was really busy watching over America's soldiers,
protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act
like an asshole!!! So He told me to take care of it."