A Few Reasons Why
Pumpkins Are Better Than Men!
Every year you
get a brand new crop to choose from.
No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet
you with a smile.
One usually makes a better pie.
They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another
If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw
From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled
A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to