This could happen to YOU!



I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"


I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"


And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"


What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"


At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"



Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just
be polite and end the conversation with them

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"


Then I hear the person
say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions