Johnny at it again.....
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a
few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there
all by yourself!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
said his mother, who then began removing the cream
with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked
Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny
quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
trip to their local police station where they saw
pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most
wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to
a picture and asked if it really was the photo of
a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his picture?"
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs and
rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
"Dad, why are you doing that?" His father
replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have
to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape
before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad,
I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."