worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough
An escalator never breaks . . . it only becomes stairs
When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken
The secret of success is to know something nobody
What will today's younger generation tell their children
they had to do "without"?
If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.
18 out of 10 schizophrenics agree
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Bumper Sticker: Excuse me for driving so closely in
front of you.
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
People never grow up; they just learn how to act in
One half of the world will never understand the other
half and it
doesn't matter which half you're in.
No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people
can't hold it.
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting,
If you want to know more about paranoids, follow them
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
The reason Las Vegas is so crowded is that no one
has the plane fare