Redneck Survival  Kit  


 Toilet Paper........................................check
 Bud Light...........................................check
 Keystone Ice........................................check
 Budweiser...........................................check
 Red Dog.............................................check
 Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
 Piece of plywood & Styrofoam to float your chick and booze on...check




 Next time let's all be more prepared.