MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY
SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!

 

 

 

I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING,
BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET MOTIVATED.............

 

 

 

 

 

NOW WHAT DO I DO???

 

 

 

GOSH MOM, THAT FIRST STEP IS A KILLER...

 

 

 

WHAT PART OF QUIET
DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND??