LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling
So, God asked him what is wrong with him.
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God listened and said
that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be called woman.
God told him that
pretty lady will gather the food for you,
she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing,
she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with
every decision you make
and she will never nag you.
will always be the first
to admit she was wrong and
when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER, ever have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it or want it".
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam said, "What can I get for a rib?"
and of course the rest is history.