a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says
to her students, "If you were courting a well educated
young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner
for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you
say to her?"
replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The
teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper
on your part."
Johnny replied, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet,
I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention
the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment.
I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom
I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher passed out.
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