night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us,
so she pulled out a $10 bill.
the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked
the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks
it to his other butt cheek.
another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way
things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck
it to one of his butt cheeks again.
relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are
going the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's
attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging
me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning!
as I reached for my wallet.....
could I do???? The woman in me took over! I got out
my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his rear
and grabbed the eighty bucks.