A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is
getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
grill and then went over to where his wife was working
his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............
"Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?