Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off.  "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............

She answers: "Do you really
think I'm  going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?