necks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookie thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna
busted fer drinkin' these here beers !
worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull
and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the
label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the
bottles under the seat.
fer?", asked Bubba.
let me do the talkin', OK?, said Earl.
they finished their beers, threw the empties
out of sight & put the labels on each of their
foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the
sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?"
No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels...
and Bubba's on the patch.