A lady walked into a drugstore and
told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your
That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in
jail and I'll lose my license."
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out
a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."