most powerful word?
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the
English language. You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you
can get your shit
together, find a place for your shit
decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit
others can't tell
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit
You can throw shit, sling
duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
days are hotter than shit,
some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,things can look like shit,
and there are timeswhen you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
wrong shit or
lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
a mountain of shit,or
yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
other times you swim in a lake of shit and come
out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else!