A study conducted by UCLA's Department
has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive
on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted
to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors
lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.