We went to breakfast
at a restaurant where the "seniors'
special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and
toast for $1.99.
good," my wife said. "But I don't want the
have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine
cents because you're ordering a la carte," the
waitress warned her.
I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My
wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
you want your eggs?"
in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home...
DON'T MESS WITH